tisdag 30 september 2008

I was caught brave and humble

Dear foreign exchange students and all other non-Swedish speaking inhabitants of northern Sweden. Today we are going to discuss the world economic crisis and the super ego of the god of Gothenburg.

First things first, we will survive!

Second, most probably will he also survive!

In Gothenburg, there are a specific phenomena developed, by the crew that have innovated everything since the 1560s, which they call 'brave and humble'. The concept of 'brave and humble' is just as brilliant as necessary. You see, all members of the Gothenburg crew have different tasks, just like the ant society. If someone bolts a project, then he doesn’t have to remove loose rocks. If someone puts up a new route, then he can stop everyone else to climb it. If someone has suggested a grade, then another crew member has to suggest another grade. And so on.

At first we may appear stunned, but also later on. Let me give you an example. We heard about a crew member climbing an open but close, open but close, etc, project in the new super crag of the world of Mowgli, Baloo and all other stoned lifestyle shareholders. At first, the member was allowed to suggest a grade that he never has climbed before. In Gothenburg, it is forbidden (by high ethics and double standard morals) to suggest a grade, higher than your scorecard can motivate, especially to a new route. Of course, the god saw everything in the full sentence, and had to include young messiah to complete the equation. “New grade plus down grading equals correct grade”. You see, it is not possible to suggest the correct grade at once, since the obligatory 'brave and humble' down grading had to be performed, generating a great amount of extra news for site. From what might just appear as single news they can produce;

-“A brand new list of the hardest routes in Sweden; this has to be the one”

-“I felt strong on the crux sequence, someone must have chipped it”

-“Someone has been working on my project! Of course the project was not completely closed but they have to obey to my ethics.”

-“Overloaded web-space, this have to be documented with a couple of hundreds of high-resolution pictures, then hopefully, one of the lifestyle community non-training members will call me for an on-sight attempt?!”

-“Brave and humble, downgraded to the correct grade!”

Tomorrow are we going to discuss double standard, including chipping with old-farts that can’t take no for an answer, and god who have the right to both embrace and oppose chipping (Gothenburg crew member related facts).

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